It's my belief that single women are not so much concerned about landing a man, lady, or perhaps a man/lady - depending on their preference. Single women are more concerned about being found dead of an orgasm-induced heart attack whilst surrounded by their sex toys; the only giveaway to their demise being the steady hum of their vibrator zooming around in a circle, having been dropped on the floor at that pivotal moment. Eveready batteries - the spinster's choice.
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